"Pear Troubles," Eliasa Bernavil, Fifth Grade, P.S. 159

Watch out people,
pear trouble's around!
When you eat a pear,
you jump up and down.

When you eat a pear
bigger trouble starts
When you eat a pear
someone next to you farts.

People keep on saying
pears are good for you,
next thing you know
pears are talking to you.

I hear a bark,bark,
then someone says
Its a pear talking
Oh no! Oh no!
Watch out people
pear trouble starts
keep yourself protected.
Guess what?
You're in the DARK!!!