Watch out people,
pear trouble's around!
When you eat a pear,
you jump up and down.
When you eat a pear
bigger trouble starts
When you eat a pear
someone next to you farts.
People keep on saying
pears are good for you,
next thing you know
pears are talking to you.
I hear a bark,bark,
then someone says
“Hello.”
Its a pear talking
Oh no! Oh no!
Watch out people
pear trouble starts
keep yourself protected.
Guess what?
You're in the DARK!!!