"The Giant Ant," Anton Kochnev, Third Grade, PS 1R

I was looking at a plant,
When I saw an ant,
I thought he was the best,
Until I saw his nest,
When they saw me they started
spitting out the toothpaste Crest,
Until they formed a psychotic pest,
And he was the rampaging best.
He rampaged the city,
And it wasn't pretty.
He went to the church,
And he ate professor Burch who was a priest,
And he turned him into a beast.
When he went to the school in the east,
He had a big feast on the teachers,
That were studying different creatures.